SELF - PARODY

I make mistakes. I have regrets. I hate being alone. I’m always late. I hate school. I never call anyone back. I don’t like being wrong. I’m a huge procrastinator. I act like I’m a lot tougher than I am. I hate being ignored. I cry. I’m shy. I get annoyed by people too easily. I have enemies. I can’t sing. I have horrible balance. I laugh really obnoxiously. I can’t trust anyone with my life. Many things just seem to get to me. I’m not perfect. But the beauty of it is that I don’t care.